What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?