What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.