Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.