Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.