Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."