What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Asgard Jokes More Asgard Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude