What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"