Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
The X-Men
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Please answer before my wife gets home!
His mom got soul custody.
Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
Trans-Fender.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.