What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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What do you call a sad terrorist?

A crisis

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?