What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.