Syria Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ?

Baron mind who you're talking to !

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Trip Advisor Jokes More Trip Advisor Jokes

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.