What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.