What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.