What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out