What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump