Acting surprised.
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
He was told not to play with his food.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Because its hard to run in squares !
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
Are you positive
Hearing AIDS
