What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive