What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"