What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!