Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!