Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus