What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What do you call lesbians doing karate?

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