What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)