Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!