Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)