Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!