What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs