What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."