What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

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What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.