What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose