What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.