What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.