Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.