Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ?

Adeline extra to the letter !

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.