What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.