What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.