What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!