What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.