What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

i lava you "

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction