Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Because there is no water in Africa.
A police officer in America.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
A tachyon walks into a bar.