Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.