Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.