What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.