What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.