Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
A pleasant erection
Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
Labor day.
For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
Women Say the Darndest Things
on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside
A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
A precipuss.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
