How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude