How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !