Matt Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

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Black people can't swim.

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He was the skipper !

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.