What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!