What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."