What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.