What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

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When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

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What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.