What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.