What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !