Function Jokes

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

What is r/jokes' main function?

ctrl+v

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.