Function Jokes

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

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Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

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Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Integral Jokes More Integral Jokes

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Ctrlv Jokes More Ctrlv Jokes

What is r/jokes' main function?

ctrl+v

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

X Jokes More X Jokes

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.