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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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They couldn't function together.
The function of u to the n
Bro, do you even function?
A Greek Bank.
Because they don't have a function
They have no function.
A functioning alcoholic.
They stop calling each other.
A spock plug.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Starve.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Only one of them is organized.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Pork and beans
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
He didn't use enough force...
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Buds before suds, bro.
he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
ya'll watch this!
He gets stumped.
Derive, derive, derive!
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
