Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.