Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.