Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.