Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.