Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.