What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.