What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.