What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh