What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.