What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"