What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp