What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.