What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Kitchen Sink Jokes More Kitchen Sink Jokes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes