One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Another pops up.
Papal towels.
Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D
