What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.