How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid