How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.