What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.