What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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What do you call a Hillary supporter?

A journalist.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.