What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!